Welcome to My Jaded Reality

Warren


Full Name
Warren James

Netnames
Crash, Pyro

Birthdate
January 25th, 1995

Zodiac
Aquarius

Hair
Naturally brown, but he enjoys doing screwed up things with it. Right now it's longer, in his eyes, and calico colored (brown and blond mixed)

Eyes
Brown ... or Auburn Fire as I tend to call them.

Hobbies
Xbox 360, soccer, computer (specifically the laptop he saved $500 of his own money for), collecting rare toys (star wars, original ninja turtles), collecting medieval knight figurines, music, movies, skateboarding, biking, camping, chess, gambling (it's a problem)

Accomplishments
2008 - Chosen for the leadership program at school within the first 2 weeks of Grade 8.
2009 - One of two students chosen for the Math Olympics.

Favorite Quotes
I can has mercy?
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught ... then lie.
Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, I'm perfect.
Stupid should be painful.
You go, girl! And don't come back.
You're so special. Have a cookie.
This has been fun but I have to barf now.

Favorite Bands
Green Day, Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Eminem, Hinder, Hedley, Angels & Airwaves, Simple Plan, Fallout Boy, Lady Gaga, Flo Rida

Favorite Movies
Saving Private Ryan, Scary Movie 4, Troy, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Star Wars Series, Lord of the Rings, Kingdom of Heaven, Without a Paddle, Skulls (series), Waterworld, Walk The Line, Mall Cop

Favorite Video Games
WarRock, Combat Arms, Runescape, Age of Mythology, Star Wars Battlefront, Call of Duty, Godfather, True Crime, Red Dead Revolver, Lord of the Rings, Far Cry 2

Favorite Websites
Runescape
Dark Throne

Favorite Color
Dark Green

Favorite Foods
tacos, burritos, nachos, burgers, salt and vinegar chips, twinkies, shrimp, nacho chips, pringles

Favorite Drinks
coke, orange juice, Gatorade, milk, cream soda

Favorite Animals
Flying squirrels, kitties, Siberian kangaroo

Future Ambition
Explosives Engineer, and to run an animal rescue, astronomer, forensics specialist

Random Likes
Kitty cats, bismarks, chocolate, immortality, money, music, video games, computer games, chatting on MSN messenger, soccer, watching the news, hiding, playing with peoples heads, playing with kitties (my personal favorite), Happy Bunny quotes, punk & rock music, tricking people, joking around, hoodies, weekends, being a kid with almost no responsibilities, presents, clothes, biking, skateboarding, experimenting with my hair, making Rufus howl, winged cats

Random Dislikes
Sisters, chores, orders, cold weather, papers scraping together, vegetarians, most christians, christianity in general, the color pink, the color lime green, waking up, falling asleep, mad cats, hot dogs, kraft dinner, school, homework, teachers, having to sing, having to dance, chapped lips, people who don't clear their throat and their voice is all messed up, lemon juice, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, having staring contests with cats, cigarettes, most dogs (rufus, earl and max not included), when max licks the cats (he drowns them), taking showers, stupidity, my glasses, Dainen


Mum's Section

Warren is a 30 year old in a 14 year old body. He's always been too grown up for his own age. He worries, perhaps about too much, and too often. However, the side effects are all positive. He's aware of world issues, taking an interest in politics, religion and other controversial issues. He speaks out against things he doesn't agree with. He doesn't jump to conclusions or base his opinion off little information ... he'll go searching for more information to have an informed opinion on any subject. He's very inquisitive and very curious, always has been. And being raised by me, there wasn't much doubt he'd be sarcastic and a bit of a brat, constantly joking around and throwing around a few sarcastic comments.


Worth Remembering

1997
The day Justice was born, Cliff came home dead tired after spending the night with me in labor. He passed out on the couch for a bit, with the intention of getting some sleep before bringing Warren and Raeanne to meet their new baby brother. When he woke up, he was greeted by a HUGE mess. Ketchup, milk, eggs, soya sauce, mustard and all the other contents of our fridge were spread out on the floor from the kitchen to the hallway to the bathroom. When Cliff, in a rage, turned to Warren for an explanation, Warren looked at him with teary eyes and said, "We just wanted to make you breakfast, Daddy." Needless to say, he didn't end up getting angry at the kids. He did make them clean it, however.

1999
We woke up to a very quiet house, only to discover Warren and Raeanne were gone. Of course we panicked, looking everywhere, yelling outside. For ten minutes we went psychotic, until 2 people we didn't know showed up at our door with our children. They explained that they had found our kids about 8 blocks away, asked their name and address and delivered them home. We thanked them profusely, then turned to interrogate our children. Warren, after crying a little, managed to sputter out, "We were trying to pick flowers for you Mummy!" As it turns out, they went outside with the intention of picking lilacs for me, knowing how much I loved them, but had gotten sidetracked and lost their way.

2008
- While playing outside, Warren watched some man walk by our house and toss a plastic coffee cup onto our yard before going on his way. Warren promptly picked up the cup and jumped on his bike, catching up with the man at the corner. He politely got off the bike, walked up to the man and handed him his cup back, saying, "I believe this was yours?"

- Halloween, Warren dressed up as a priest. His teacher stopped him in the hallway at school and tells him, "Leave it to you to push the bar. It's a public school, and you come as a priest."

- Warren explained to me why he'd rather adopt than have biological children later in life, and his plans are to adopt an older child (9 years of age or so he says) because he understands that everyone rushes to adopt healthy new babies, while older kids sit rotting in the system. He doesn't believe it's right to create more children when there are already so many that need homes.

- Warren's first term report card in grade 8, his teacher wrote something that rang incredibly true, and I wanted to keep track of it. She wrote, "If Warren would spend half the amount of time being smart that he spends being clever, he'll float through school with his eyes closed." I thought it interesting that she nailed his need to be witty at all times, lol.